“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Somebody pinch me." A man with a horrendously hairy chest and a Speedo so tight it was probably cutting off circulation passed… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“Wait!" Conrad said. "Did someone... one of my enemies set this fire?" Nix turned back with a grin. "Unless you'd pissed off… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“ the way people treat shifters can be amusing." "Discrimination is never funny." "You're a righteous woman, Kim. I like that." "How… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
I'm a bug on acting, which distinguishes Second City from a lot of other revues. It comes from the character, the behavior,… — Bernard Sahlins Copy Share Image
“I’ve been able to make totally insane associations. I can transform a simple toothache into maxillary cancer. An itchy elbow becomes an… — Drica Pinotti Copy Share Image
“He was fucking with us pretty hard in the saferoom,” Sandra called from the front of the plane’s undercarriage. “Aw, Sandy, that… — M. Chandler Copy Share Image
“This book has been so much fun to write, I have loved getting to know my animal characters even better! This is… — Christine Skippins Copy Share Image
“On my way to the parking lot, in quick succession, I saw students wearing t-shirts which read, “Save the whales. Collect the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.” — Delian Zahariev Copy Share Image
“You're a goose-down parka and a pair of mittens away from Narnia” — christopher Koehler Copy Share Image
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch. — Ashu Copy Share Image
“I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
“I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally." Sara laughed. "Again?” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Dear lord, the flash of his gleaming white teeth was like a hot button to my nether regions. Down vagina! Down, girl.”… — A. Meredith Walters Copy Share Image
“Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“The big male gestured to a chair in the corner. "Mind if I sit?" She nodded her acquiescence. "Go right ahead. That… — Elisabeth Staab Copy Share Image
Humor is not funny. Humor is something else. Funny is a joke, sometimes silly. Comedy is deep and connected to tragedy; comedy… — Gerald Stern Copy Share Image
“You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is… — Renita D'Silva Copy Share Image
“Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!’ he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that… — Aditi Mathur Kumar Copy Share Image
“Gabriel cocked his head to the side. “Is that what happened in her last life too? You just accidentally touched Scarlet enough… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
“Marg muttered something under her breath. It was either “Who does he think he is?” or “I hope he has no kids.”… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Bildon killed Tad. Look, there’s his dagger hidden in the pot of semolina. There’s the proof,” he screamed. “It’s in the pudding.”… — Ken Magee Copy Share Image
“Do you sleep in a coffin?” Okay, I admit that one was a little out of line, not to mention corny. “Of… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
“Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.” “I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective… — Elle Parker Copy Share Image
“Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are?” By his words you’d think he… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
“Does he ever eat? Nope. Does he sleep during the day and only comes out at night? Yep. Is he so sexy… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“First time fucking driving and I fucking crash,” I muttered. "Good thing is, it’s a minor dent,” piped the helpful back seat,… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“I have not had so good of a week. Well, monday was a pretty good day, if you don't count Hamburger Surprise… — Sara Pennypacker Copy Share Image
“Now,” the Lopen said to her, “you gotta have two hands to properly crawl. I came up with my own version, sure,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“I waved my hand like a frantic dust mop fingers spread ludicrously wide apart as if to say “What jolly fun ”… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“That old if you 'need anything, let me know,' is a total crock. You hear people say it all the time, but… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“It seems like I've only shut my eyes for a few minutes, but when I open them, I flinch at the sight… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“So I see you got to know Trish on a pretty intimate level tonight,” Max said, focusing her attention back on the… — Shawn Kirsten Maravel Copy Share Image
