Funny humor Quote by Tracey Becker Download Open image ““That Stage in Friendship when you can start Insulting them.”” — Tracey Becker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny humor
“If one is not to get into a rage sometimes, what is the good of being friends?” — George Eliot Copy Share Image
“That is the honest nature of friendship. That is when it becomes sincere, and not self-serving.” — R.A. Salvatore Copy Share Image
“True friends don't say mean things to each other, they respect one another.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
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“Friendship is merely a glorified expression. In reality it is nothing but a reciprocal outpouring of slops.” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
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“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.” — Mark Watson Copy Share Image
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“You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be effective. Just… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
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