Funny humor Quote by christopher Koehler Download Open image ““You're a goose-down parka and a pair of mittens away from Narnia”” — christopher Koehler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny humor
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