Funny humor Quote by Jill Shalvis Download Open image ““I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally." Sara laughed. "Again?”” — Jill Shalvis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny humor Hot Humor Romance-novels Sexy
“The thing about Sarah was, she always did what I wanted her to do. Always. And that was because she was me, and I… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
“We have'nt had enough time to explore each other.," he murmured against her lips. "We're going to do that soon." "But right now, I'm… — Sydney Croft Copy Share Image
“Her voice quavered humiliatingly. "Fuck you." "Been there, done that, and we'll do it again. But first you'll tell me what you're concealing." ~Wyatt” — Sydney Croft Copy Share Image
“I smiled at him. Not even Wyatt would have known how to be this honorable when talking about a girl that had hurt him.” — Laura Anderson Kurk Copy Share Image
“Screw you, Moretti.” Wyatt glared at him. “I ain’t stupid.” Nova laughed. “You just said ‘ain’t.” — Kele Moon Copy Share Image
You accidentally punched him?” Wyatt asked, suppressing a chuckle. “I’m not sure you have a full understanding of the whole bodyguard thing. — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“Shane groaned. "Yo, Drama Princess, want to tone it down a little? Somewhere, Sandra Bernhardt wants her tantrum back.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“So. You think you ended things too late with Brooke. You mean . . . because you’re totally crazy about her?” When Cade shot… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Wyatt paused, wondering if it was protocol to apologise that his sibling was a little less shot up than theirs was.” — Kele Moon Copy Share Image
“Looks like everybody's asleep. Don't they keep a light on for you?" "They probably figured I wouldn't be needing it." "Sorry to disappoint your… — R.C. Ryan Copy Share Image
“Hey." Jesse leaned on a rail to watch as Wyatt bent to his task. "When did you get back?" Wyatt barely paused. "Not sure.… — R.C. Ryan Copy Share Image
“Sara started choking. I turned toward her convulsions. "Sorry, " she whispered, her face bright red. "Some bullshit caught in my throat.” — Rebecca Donovan Copy Share Image
“But dammit, she was tired. Tired of doing what was expected, tired of feeling like she was missing something.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“And not that I don't love those words, but what were you wrong about?" "Walking away from you." She stepped into him. "I'm done… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“This put her in the possession of two guns. I Love Lucy does Criminal Minds.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“The kiss had been shockingly... wow. Which had led to one thing or another, and some more wow, along with a good dash of… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Where did that flashlight come from?" Chloe asked. "My purse." Chloe looked at Tara. "She carries a flashlight in her purse." "For emergencies," Maddie… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“So what do you think I should do for myself then?" "Whatever feels right." She stared at him for the longest beat, and then… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“With a smug smirk, he kissed her again, then slid into her. Pleasure flooded her, so intense it arched her back and had her… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I think you have a case of being a little girl. Maybe you should prescribe yourself a heavy dose of man-the-fuck-up.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“She was like a drug. The most addicting kind, and he had a problem—he was pretty sure that she was developing feelings for him.… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
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“Breathe! Breathe! I urged Lily. You can do this naturally. Fuck that. I want my epidural as soon as we get there.” — Erica Orloff Copy Share Image
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“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.” — Mark Watson Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be effective. Just… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
“...and there encountered with him all at once Sir Bors, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and they three smote him at once with their… — Malory Thomas Sir Copy Share Image
“You have to learn which pose works best to enhance your bodies in your lingerie." My blank expression only pissed her off further. "It… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh fills the… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image