Funny humor Quote by Jill Shalvis Download Open image ““I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.”” — Jill Shalvis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny humor Hot Humor Losing Losing Clothes Romance Self Losing Sexy Sexy Self
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“By the way, your clothes look so damn hot on you, but I’ve got a feeling they’ll look even better on my bedroom floor… — Kirsty Moseley Copy Share Image
“I hate it when you do that,” he said. “What?” A pause. “Put clothes on.” — H.D. Gordon Copy Share Image
“...it always makes me feel good about myself when I've dressed appropriately. It happens so rarely.” — Eileen Rendahl Copy Share Image
“But dammit, she was tired. Tired of doing what was expected, tired of feeling like she was missing something.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“And not that I don't love those words, but what were you wrong about?" "Walking away from you." She stepped into him. "I'm done… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“This put her in the possession of two guns. I Love Lucy does Criminal Minds.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
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Where did that flashlight come from?" Chloe asked. "My purse." Chloe looked at Tara. "She carries a flashlight in her purse." "For emergencies," Maddie… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“So what do you think I should do for myself then?" "Whatever feels right." She stared at him for the longest beat, and then… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“With a smug smirk, he kissed her again, then slid into her. Pleasure flooded her, so intense it arched her back and had her… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I think you have a case of being a little girl. Maybe you should prescribe yourself a heavy dose of man-the-fuck-up.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“She was like a drug. The most addicting kind, and he had a problem—he was pretty sure that she was developing feelings for him.… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
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