Funny humor Quote by Jayde Scott

A goat does not eat into a hen's stomach no matter how friendly the two may be.

— Chinua Achebe

He who does not work, Does not eat.

— John Smith

Hollywood is wonderful, but it does eat its young.

— Val Kilmer

“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh fills the…

— K. Larsen

“You have to learn which pose works best to enhance your bodies in your lingerie." My blank expression only pissed her off further. "It…

— Cecy Robson

“...and there encountered with him all at once Sir Bors, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and they three smote him at once with their…

— Malory Thomas Sir

“You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be effective. Just…

— Kate Avery Ellison

“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I…

— Fakeer Ishavardas

“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.”

— Mark Watson

“YOU. GOT. FOOD. IN. MY. HAIR.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“Yes, it’s true. I can now tell you where cups and plates are to be found in my own kitchen. I know it’s a…

— Rebecca L. Ethington

“Now,” the Lopen said to her, “you gotta have two hands to properly crawl. I came up with my own version, sure, when I…

— Brandon Sanderson