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“He was fucking with us pretty hard in the saferoom,” Sandra called from the front of the plane’s undercarriage. “Aw, Sandy, that wasn’t fucking ,” Simon said. “That was just, I don’t know, really obnoxious foreplay or something.” quote by M. Chandler — Download Open image

““He was fucking with us pretty hard in the saferoom,” Sandra called from the front of the plane’s undercarriage. “Aw, Sandy, that wasn’t fucking ,” Simon said. “That was just, I don’t know, really obnoxious foreplay or something.””

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