“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“Okay, but would you say between us we have the combined IQ of at least a garden slug?” — Norah Wilson Copy Share Image
“Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen…..Treat me like a queen and off with your head” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“How's your head?" the larger man asked. "Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's… — Tricia Owens Copy Share Image
“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again,… — Mark Watson Copy Share Image
“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night.” “Yeah,… — Elle Parker Copy Share Image
“You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult,” I say and take a big… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“Soul, love, joy and natural beauty shines first from within. Make time for quiet reflective moments. Be still and know there is… — Machel Shull Copy Share Image
“Mom lies down next to me and we both stare at the ceiling in complete silence. “Boys are like candy,” she suddenly… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“Once I faced a female with diamond skin," Nix said breathlessly. "I was transfixed - even as she was choking the life… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I stabbed him,” Flit said weakly, clutching at the tattered remains of Talon’s shirt. “With pens,” Talon agreed. “Is he dead?” Flit’s… — aggybird Copy Share Image
“We can beat our swords into plowshares, and we can beat our plowshares into swords, but as far as computers go, a… — Jury Nel Copy Share Image
“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The look in his eyes turned a little wild. "That's the only reason I'm letting you go. If I had any choice--"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Shelly looked around the jamb again as though whatever animal that had been terrorizing her had a weapon. “That doesn’t look like… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“When we entered the first chamber of the dungeon, the stench made me recoil. It smelled like someone had mixed together kerosene,… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Hout! She plays like a man,” Colin said. “I doubt any of us could beat her. You were very fortunate, brother.” “Aye,”… — Elaine Coffman Copy Share Image
“Wait. Like an art museum, or are we talking a history museum? I could tolerate the dinosaur bones and war relics, but… — Victoria Michaels Copy Share Image
“You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the… — Nyrae Dawn Copy Share Image
“I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we… — Gretchen Preston Copy Share Image
“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“You, douche bags! Do not blame God. As a thumb rule, know that all evil thoughts are your own. And all good… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving… — Shahla Khan Copy Share Image
“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
“Now and Laters. Starbust, Pixie Stix. If she gets too bitchy, just feed her this crap. As long as the sugar high… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I've endured my entire life struggling from a split personality. The problem is that the other guy, a wise guy named (Jack)...has always… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future… — Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard Copy Share Image
“Breathe! Breathe! I urged Lily. You can do this naturally. Fuck that. I want my epidural as soon as we get there.” — Erica Orloff Copy Share Image
“you’ve been all black and white, like Kansas. It’s time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.” — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
