Funny humor Quote by Tricia Owens

“You think you can handle this?” I asked with a saucy smirk.  He nodded his head and smiled down at me as I ran…

— J.L. McCoy

“You cut his head off. It makes it a little difficult for him to suck your cock.”

— C.S. Pacat

“That was before I saw the look on your face when you heard what everyone’s saying. I don’t want you to get hurt because…

— Jamie McGuire

“Her eyes widened. “My.” She looked at him hesitantly and then bit her lip. “This might be more difficult than I realized. You’re a…

— Monica McCarty

“I’m sure your prick is as massive as your head is thick.”

— Courtney Milan

“You had no complaints the other night. In fact, I remember you commenting on my massive size.” “Girth is more important to me, and…

— Leta Blake

“..for we all are dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending..”

— Herman Melville

“How about Oversized Dickhead?” He shrugged. “Didn’t hear you complaining about my oversized—” She shot to her feet, jostling the table. “Can I speak…

— Tessa Bailey

“It's hard to say what's in my head. It's been a long time since anyone cared to ask.”

— Christina Baker Kline

“It's easier to just let it go. It hurts alot less”

— M. Leighton

“I hit that,” Drew says. He’s almost sneering until I turn around and point a finger in his face. “You seriously need to shut…

— Helena Hunting

“What do you think of my hair?” It’s heaven. “It’s fine.” “You don’t like it.” He shrugs again. “I liked it long.” For half…

— Kristen Proby