Funny humor Quote by Kresley Cole

“Have you ever fought an opponent you had no defense against? Like a fire breather or an acid spitter?" "Once I faced a female…

— Kresley Cole

“We’re not in shock,” I told her, even as I clutched the material tighter around my neck. “Well, you all look awful,” she said.…

— Rachel Hawkins

“Luce had to fight every urge in her body not to run into his arms. He was breathtaking: a knight in shining armor to…

— Lauren Kate

“And mortal terror in a female was Z's favorite turn-on. He got off on it like most males favored crap from Victoria's Secret.”

— J.R. Ward

“Magnus, remember what happened the last time you tried to tango. Your shoe flew off and nearly killed someone." "It was a metaphor. He's…

— Cassandra Clare

“So when it came to a female of worth like Ehlena, he was always going to be on the far side of the glass,…

— J. R. Ward

“Her features were thin and her skin was pale and she was certainly not pretty. But it was an exciting face. It was terribly…

— David Goodis

“Other males saw Nïx as exceedingly comely; all Bowe saw was a powerful being made mad as a hatter from her foresight. Nïx lay…

— Kresley Cole

“If she were honest, weakness should be masked at all times. Any weakness could, and would be exploited.”

— Callie Hunter

“I don't think so," Magnus said dryly. "She wasn't very pleasant the last time I saw her.Of course that could be because I've got…

— Cassandra Clare

“Olivia was so beautifully broken. The hairline cracks in her personality were more pieces of art than flaws. I loved flawed art.”

— Tarryn Fisher

“What's wrong with her?” Alex drawled, pointing the top of the carton at Beth and bringing me back to reality. “I don’t think she…

— Zoya Tessi