Funny humor Quote by Gayle Forman

“If there was ever a time I needed a candy fix, it would be now. I'm talking heavy duty candy fix. Like Cow Tales…

— Cheryl McIntyre

“Sugar is a silent killer”

— Nicole Richie

“She's one minute sweet as sugarcane and the next, mean as a bulldog with a sour pickle up its behind.”

— Royal Wade Kimes

“Ease up, nasty little frigid pixies”

— Shannon Hale

“She's one of those who goes all gooey over small furry animals. Not that it stops her eating them”

— Simon Bestwick

“I ought to warn you, dear, he can get rather wild when he’s hungry”

— Wilkie martin

“Wow Sugarpuss, you've certainly been a busy little bee.”

— Logan Echolls

“Chipmunks jump, and greensnakes slither. Rather burst than not be with her. Bluebirds fight, but bears are stronger. We've got fifty years or longer.…

— Donald Hall

“Sugar has a very special, oversized place on my food pyramid.”

— Katja Millay

“All’s well here. Hope your life is full of mice, moles, voles, butterflies, and the occasional inattentive bird. In Catitude, Sneaky Pie”

— Rita Mae Brown

“She tastes like the air around me, hunger and urgency, and— Green apple Jolly Ranchers?”

— Rachel A. Marks

“Keep calm and EAT SKITTLES!”

— Seattle Seahawks