Funny humor Quote by Anonymous Download Open image ““I didn’t do it. It wasn’t me.”” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny humor
“It was you. You ruined me for anyone else. You didn’t even know you were doing it, but did it all the same.” — Aurora Rose Reynolds Copy Share Image
“The way I acted...It wasn't you" "Oh, no. You're not even human. You don't get to use the It's not you, it's me line!” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny… — Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard Copy Share Image
“Breathe! Breathe! I urged Lily. You can do this naturally. Fuck that. I want my epidural as soon as we get there.” — Erica Orloff Copy Share Image
“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that," Klaus said.… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Now,” the Lopen said to her, “you gotta have two hands to properly crawl. I came up with my own version, sure, when I… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Yes, it’s true. I can now tell you where cups and plates are to be found in my own kitchen. I know it’s a… — Rebecca L. Ethington Copy Share Image
“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.” — Mark Watson Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be effective. Just… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
“...and there encountered with him all at once Sir Bors, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and they three smote him at once with their… — Malory Thomas Sir Copy Share Image
“You have to learn which pose works best to enhance your bodies in your lingerie." My blank expression only pissed her off further. "It… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh fills the… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
