Funny humor Quote by Santosh Kalwar Download Open image ““Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.”” — Santosh Kalwar ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny humor Internet Love Valentines day
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“The person who can learn by observation can create his own culture.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
“The secret of happiness is freedom but to be totally free you need to earn: courage, persistence and boldness.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
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“The problem is that rich are getting richer by not giving and poor and getting poorer by not receiving.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
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“Life is an experiment in which you may fail or succeed. Explore more, expect least.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
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“Every day and every night, I dance with Jesus Christ, Prophet Mohammad & all personal Gods: Krishna, Shiva & Buddha. You are welcome too !” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
Always be like a water. Float in the times of pain or dance like waves along the wind which touches its surface. — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
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