Humor Quotes by Santosh Kalwar

11 Humor quotes by Santosh Kalwar

Santosh’s humor leans into clever turns of phrase that land in a flash. These eleven brief quotes give a taste of his comedic timing, perfect for a short burst of levity when you need it.

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“Boys are universal giver, women remains universal receiver.”

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“To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult.”

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“For you, I am like a child. For others, I am very wise.”

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“There is thin line between smile and laughter.”

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“Sex drives the world and sex in on every human mind, be it a prophet or be it a saint, history has…

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“A friend asks, "Tell me one word which is significant in any kinds of relationship." Another friend says, "LISTEN!”

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“Things stop being funny if you have to explain them to people, especially if they need excellent attention spans.”

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“A women can run, hide, play and have fun but she will shine far better when she just smiles without none.”

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“Earth is sad, Moon is shy, Sun is happy but wait a moment, I just forgot to tell you that I am…

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“Dance in the rain, follow the path of lovely lanes, you are what you always wanted to be, so chill out, dear…

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“Each one of us comes out of our mother's body crying, with or without exceptions. But we are not aware of it.…

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“The person who can learn by observation can create his own culture.”

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“The secret of happiness is freedom but to be totally free you need to earn: courage, persistence and boldness.”

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“There are very few intellectual elites and those who think they are, are merely not and those who are not shows us the intellectual…

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“We are the result of our mere actions. What we do, we become.”

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“Nothing waits, every thing Sets, every body is Set.”

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“The problem is that rich are getting richer by not giving and poor and getting poorer by not receiving.”

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“It is almost laughable to ponder upon where it all started and nearly grim and shameful when we realise as humans that we are…

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“Life is an experiment in which you may fail or succeed. Explore more, expect least.”

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“We humans do thousand and one thing to impress others and show to the world that we are smart and wise but we tend…

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“Every day and every night, I dance with Jesus Christ, Prophet Mohammad & all personal Gods: Krishna, Shiva & Buddha. You are welcome too !”

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Always be like a water. Float in the times of pain or dance like waves along the wind which touches its surface.

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“Not every love comes to a successful conclusion.”

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