Baby Quote by Chris Ramsey Download Open image “To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.” — Chris Ramsey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Comedian Fall Making peace Peace
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