I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the… — Brad Williams Constant Copy Share Image
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time,… — Brad Williams Children Copy Share Image
Freedom of speech does not mean that you have to agree with everything that a comedian says, but that comedian should have… — Brad Williams Able Copy Share Image
Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they… — Brad Williams Being honest Copy Share Image
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A,… — Brad Williams Comedy Copy Share Image
I like to talk about very different topics. I like to jump around a lot because I don't want people to come… — Brad Williams Curious Copy Share Image
Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically… — Brad Williams Feel Copy Share Image
I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then,… — Brad Williams Admire Copy Share Image
Now, I've gotten to the point in my career, I'm 13 years in, to where I know that I'm funny. I know… — Brad Williams Careers Copy Share Image
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are… — Brad Williams Doe Copy Share Image
I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it,… — Brad Williams Absolutes Copy Share Image
When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim… — Brad Williams Bigs Copy Share Image
Every now and then you'll say something that didn't quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to… — Brad Williams Abandon Copy Share Image
I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out… — Brad Williams Knows Copy Share Image
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether… — Brad Williams Awe Copy Share Image
I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet… — Brad Williams Agree Copy Share Image
I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you… — Brad Williams Animosity Copy Share Image
Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one… — Brad Williams Comedian Copy Share Image
