Admire Quote by Brad Williams

I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime.…

— Ken Dodd

I think there's a lot of, unfortunately, unfunny ventriloquists out there, so they've got a bad rap. It came after Edgar Bergen because everybody…

— Jeff Dunham

“I remained motionless, like a ventriloquist's dummy whose ventriloquist has gone off to the local and left it sitting.”

— P G Wodehouse

Just like every kid who comes into show business on some level, I used to put shows on in my basement. I even started…

— Don Scardino

I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to be funny. I think what happens is…

— Jeff Dunham

Facts are ventriloquists dummies. Sitting on a wise man's knee they may be made to utter words of wisdom; elsewhere, they say nothing, or…

— Aldous Huxley

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

— Alexander Theroux

All through college, I was searching for characters that would make me unique and set me apart from the typical ventriloquist with the typical…

— Jeff Dunham

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.

— Dana Gould

To be accused of 'channeling' is to be dismissed as a ventriloquist's live dummy, derogated at not having a mind of one's own.

— William Safire

There are not that many ventriloquists out there who build their own characters. I love that because they are uniquely mine.

— Jeff Dunham

Politicians employ speech writers as ventriloquists.

— George F Will