“hey. Your lips didn’t move when you said that. Are you a ventriloquist?” — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books. — Alan King Copy Share Image
“But you would have lots of fun with me. For instance, I am the the greatest ventriloquist that ever lived, I am… — Gaston Leroux Copy Share Image
With every step I took away from her, the movement at my heart and between my legs grew more defined: I felt… — Sarah Waters Copy Share Image
It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. — Alexander Theroux Copy Share Image
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I started as a ventriloquist, a very bad ventriloquist. And people saw my lips moving and it was ridiculous, so finally I… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
I don't really want to be known as just the puppet girl or just a singing ventriloquist. I want to be known… — Darci Lynne Farmer Copy Share Image
“Often he had the impression that the person answering questions from the scratchy armchair was a dummy he was controlling, that this… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
In nearly everything I write, I am like a ventriloquist, throwing my voice into my characters, animating them by the slightest twitch… — Norman Lock Copy Share Image
“I’m like a ventriloquist chasing his own voice. I can whisper and shout at the same time, and this is the closest… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I do laugh when I hear myself saying, 'I am a ventriloquist.' I am definitely suited to it, though. I took it… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
So many actors are lively-minded, creative people who just tread water in this awful way, waiting for the phone to ring and… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
“A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to a large farm. He asked for and was given a… — Osho Copy Share Image
Actually, I started as a ventriloquist and my music teacher said, "Why don't you emcee the talent show?" My act was out… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
“A ventriloquist was on stage at a bar in a small town. He was going through his usual run of dumb blonde… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
To be accused of 'channeling' is to be dismissed as a ventriloquist's live dummy, derogated at not having a mind of one's… — William Safire Copy Share Image
Children are so used to seeing puppets that when they see a real ventriloquist they don't understand it. — Paul Winchell Copy Share Image
“If she could get into the one here at The Texas Player’s Club, she’d drag Trace Corbin out by his ass, stick… — Caisey Quinn Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty good ventriloquist, but it's the entertainment value and the laughs that keep people sitting there and wanting more. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
“I remained motionless, like a ventriloquist's dummy whose ventriloquist has gone off to the local and left it sitting.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn’t talk. So we… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
Strangely enough, among my dad's things, I found the diary of an ancestor who was born in 1797 and became a ventriloquist… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
All through college, I was searching for characters that would make me unique and set me apart from the typical ventriloquist with… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I think there's a lot of, unfortunately, unfunny ventriloquists out there, so they've got a bad rap. It came after Edgar Bergen… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
