Comedian Quote by Brad Williams Download Open image “Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.” — Brad Williams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Statements
A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world. — Piero Scaruffi Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you can't tell people that they're wrong or that they're stupid. — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
You can't deny the truth. And that's what makes smart comedy so good. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Freedom of speech does not mean that you have to agree with everything that a comedian says, but that comedian should have the freedom… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
