The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I don't know how many more movies I'm going to get the opportunity to make and I don't want to look back… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The idea of being in control for the sake of control, is not really important to me. If everyone is sharp and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I wrote a one-act play - I can't remember the name of it, but it was really about the way women are… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think the Web is, you know, things like YouTube and stuff are absolutely where a lot of younger people are watching… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: "Hey, this isn't the dress rehearsal, this is life and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image