So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh. I was an obedient girl, and humor was… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
As an improviser, I always find it jarring when I meet someone in real life whose first answer is no. “No, we… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'm a logic monster, if things don't make sense I've gotta make sense of them. I enjoy helping to develop material for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I keep my eyes on the sea, waiting to be rocketed into it on a wave of fire. I'll be ready for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really admire stand-up, and I think I would have loved to learn how to do it. I think it's terrifying and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I guess what I would tell women is to get their education first, before having kids. That way they can keep their… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I wrote a one-act play - I can't remember the name of it, but it was really about the way women are… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Now if you're not „hot”, you are expected to work on it until you are. It's like when you renovate a house… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
That turned-up collar. The jacket that zipped all the way down the front into a nice fitted shape. The white denim that… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you're in his way in show business, he will crack your head open.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image