You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It was scary to be in that world of politics. I felt uncomfortable to be in that discussion. The weird thing is,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In real life these women experienced different sides of the same sexism coin. People who didn't like Hillary called her a ballbuster.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I’ve always been able to tell a lot about people by whether they ask me about my scar. Most people never ask,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think the Web is, you know, things like YouTube and stuff are absolutely where a lot of younger people are watching… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh. I was an obedient girl, and humor was… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I’m not a mean person, but I have a capacity for it. I have the biting comment formed somewhere in the back… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The upsides of acting in things is mostly getting your hair done and having people give you clothes. So as long as… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image