Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process. People lose their minds,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I hire people that are good, and aren't crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you're asking actors to do.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A willingness to drop your ego and let yourself look foolish. You almost have to enjoy looking vulnerable. You'd be surprised how… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can point any kind of laser at my face, but I don't think Botox is for me. I think it is… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I was really young, I loved the movie 'White Christmas' - I still do - and I thought Rosemary Clooney was… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image