You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I have a suspicion that the definition of "crazy" in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I want to spend time with Oprah, and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The barrier between TV and movies has come down and film actors are willing to do TV and vice versa, because they… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you're asking actors to do.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I went through a phase where I was sick of acting, I didn't want to do it anymore, I was bored with… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women - except, of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The more New Yorkers like something, the more disgusted they are. "The kitchen was all Sub-Zero: I want to kill myself. The… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Trying to be a leader in a sort of very atypical workplace like 'Saturday Night Live' forces you to realize that no… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I don't know how many more movies I'm going to get the opportunity to make and I don't want to look back… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image