When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When you have a set of characters, you have to fall in love with them and care about them as each individual… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Trying to Enjoy It (Proceed as if You Look Awesome)...This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens, but you can do it. It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. Your "right mind" knows that you look ridiculous in a half-open dress and… — Tina Fey Copy Share
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket. — Tina Fey Copy Share
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of view, they were always Catholic and there were always four kids, two of whom were gay. What Wales is to crooners, my hometown may be to homosexuals—meaning there seems to be a disproportionate number of them… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image