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““To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely like the Texas Longhorns logo.””

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of view, they were always Catholic and there were always four kids, two of whom were gay. What Wales is to crooners, my hometown may be to homosexuals—meaning there seems to be a disproportionate number of them…

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

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[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.

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Joking about violence is not funny.

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“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just…

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“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor”

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