I found the recording sessions very freeing because you can really try things. When you're filming something, if you're improvising a film… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The idea of being in control for the sake of control, is not really important to me. If everyone is sharp and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Maybe it’s seventy years in the future and you found this book in a stack of junk being used to block the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Maybe it’s seventy years in the future and you found this book in a stack of junk being used to block the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Right up until camera time, I was sweaty and green from having to touch my own eyeballs like that. If you've never… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The first time I went to see a Second City show, I was in awe of everything. I just wanted to touch… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There are so many quiet times you spend as a mother that aren't glorified but are a foundation for your kids. No… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I hire people that are good, and aren't crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I want to spend time with Oprah, and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
We writers dream of a future where actors are mostly computer generated and their performances can be adjusted, by us, on a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think everyone's intentions are to become a performer at first. But by the time I was in high school and college,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“It is worth noting that at this time, I had been doing Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live for two full seasons.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image