“You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.” — Alberto Vitale Copy Share Image
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“He was frigging Dionysus! The man who invented the three-way! He’d had sex every possible way known to man. He’d made improvements… — Rosanna Leo Copy Share Image
“Tal como a disfunção eréctil, a disfunção intelectual, que afecta um número crescente de ilustres membros das elites intelectualóides, caracteriza-se pela impotência… — Victor Eustáquio Copy Share Image
“He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with blackened eyebrows, leaned… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
