Beauty Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“It’s like a condom, Min, holes happen,” I said,”

— Mary Calmes

“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Okay. I don't know how we're going to do this. If I'm not in you inside of five minutes, I'm going to die. My…

— Lisa Marie Rice

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were…

— Rob Delaney

“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.”

— Inga Muscio

“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel…

— Chantal Fernando