Condoms Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.”

— Andrew Smith

“A gentleman who doesn't have the physical and/or emotional sensitivity to use condoms couldn't possibly possess the self-confidence required to fully procure the infinite…

— Inga Muscio

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were…

— Rob Delaney

“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.”

— Inga Muscio

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It’s like a condom, Min, holes happen,” I said,”

— Mary Calmes

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey