Mississippi river Quote by Mike Mullin

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I live dangerously enough. Now what's this about condoms or tigers?”

— Kendare Blake

“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“Use condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children's future.”

— Bauvard

“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel…

— Chantal Fernando

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

— Booth

“The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as…

— Rush Limbaugh

“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Her eyes teared up. “Condoms aren’t one hundred percent effective.” “Birth control is,” I shot back.”

— Abbi Glines

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey