Condoms Quote by Andrew Smith Download Open image ““Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.”” — Andrew Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Condoms Eww Funny Gross Humor Nuclear waste Random Sensible Sexual Teen-sexuality Teenagers Teens Weird
“We did something incredibly stupid today." "I know. We should never had had sex without that darn condom." "What?!” — LA Knight Copy Share Image
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.” — Natasha Friend Copy Share Image
“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“I was thinking. What if the world was like one of those Russian nesting dolls? What if we only saw one surface of it, the outside, but there was all kinds of other stuff going on, too? All the time. Underneath. But we just don't see it, even if we're part of it? Even if we're in it? And what… — Andrew Smith Copy Share
“Worry and regret are both useless weights that provide no drag. They never did anything to slow down the planet for one goddamned second.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it is perfectly acceptable to decide not to decide, to remain confused and wide-eyed about the next thing that will pop up in… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“People fear what they can not understand and what they can not control.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“Joey told me nothing ever goes back exactly the way it was, that things expand and contract – like breathing, but you could never… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“You know, if they ever gave a Nobel Prize for avoiding work, every year some white guy in Iowa would get a million bucks… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“Was Apollo worth all the effort and expense? If it had been about the Moon, the answer would be no, but it wasn't, it… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“I once heard a tobacco-chewing hog farmer say that, in Iowa, folks like to spread out their children like dog shit on a dance… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“Everyone on every road that crossed beneath the point of my pen was always going to do the same things over and over and… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too, because you’re taking care of the risky part. Like you’re a professional. Roll it on, squeeze the tip, turn back to her, ready, set go. Like I’d just done a little disappearing act on myself and… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share
If Michael Jordan made condoms, most of these niggas would finally start wearing one — Hawi Copy Share
“Start ringing things up then. This won't take long." "Which ones?" "I don't care." I push some at her. "These." "These?" She looked dubious. "Why not these?" She glanced at Ray. "'Cause if that's your man, I'd say you can leave these off." "Oh, no, you didn't." Ray said. "What's this shit?" Ray demanded, looking at the saleclerk. "Honey, truth… — Karen Chance Copy Share
“Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.” — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
A new study has been released disproving the myth that condoms diminish sexual pleasure for men. The study was published in this quarter's 'Journal… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
“For if in careless summer days In groves of Ashtaroth we whored, Repentant now, when winds blow cold, We kneel before our rightful lord;… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
