I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I need a human size condom, Because life loves to Fu(k me up in the @$$. — Dustin Barbadillo-aton Copy Share Image
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
Girl: Take the condom off ! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO. Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant, YOYO. Girl: What's that ?… — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
“If teenagers had to fuck to a soundtrack of needy infants, that condom would be on so fast the cock would have… — Holly Brown Copy Share Image
Dear Boys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Dating a Cashier is All Fun and Shxxt Till you Try and Get laid with her and She Asks ''PLASTIC?'' When she… — Oupa Copy Share Image
“You don't really have to fallin love with him, but he's not a terrible option for a fling. As long as you… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
“Do you have a condom?” “The FBI taught me to always be prepared,” he said, grinning.” — Alison Bliss Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
They say rubbers mainly for perverts. Dont know why. Think its very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and… — Charlotte Coleman Copy Share Image
There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Football is being used as a language in that project...The vital message being communicated to the boys and young men is about… — Roger Moore Copy Share Image
The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea - and please excuse me - that you guys call a condom… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this… — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
Radical feminism, male lesbians, transsexuals, musical condoms with suspenders, and lotsa drummers drumming are all manifestations of a political agenda with roots… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Yesterday in Egypt, archaeologists discovered the burial site for the 50 children of Ramses II...Fifty children! What I want to know is,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Pope Francis said the use of contraception could be justified in regions hit by the Zika virus; a stance that could reignite… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Jim eyed me for a couple of seconds, then got off the bed and went to curl up on the pile of… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums,… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“I was bleeding but hoped he wouldn’t notice. I do this sometimes; a game I personally call, I have my period, let’s… — Kelley Kenney Copy Share Image
They’ll have to eat first. And by the time they’re finished, you’ll be back.” “With the condoms.” “Right.” “For the giant orgy… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears & the father disappears. — Omar Valenzuela Copy Share Image
No one has invented a condom for the pen yet. My pen is still sexy. — Khushwant Singh Copy Share Image
