Knows Quote by Charlotte Coleman

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.

— Jim Norton

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

— John Cleese

I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.

— Frank Zappa

The second time I was pregnant friends would give me rubber bands to gnaw, because the first time, I had chewed things like a…

— Zoe Ball

Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her, it's not yours, who can it be?

— Slick Rick

Only Dunlop has seen more rubber than I have

— Dominik Hasek

Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.

— Anonymous

Sexual underwear is tacky.

— Izabella Scorupco

A woman's thong is like a baby hammock for vaginas.

— Nikhil Saluja

“As uncomfortable as I feel, I keep the girly underwear on anyway. Who knows? Provided they stay the hell out of my butt crack,…

— Miranda Kenneally

Rubber bands are headed in the right direction

— Anonymous

Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down?

— Anonymous