Funny Quote by Mario Tomasello Download Open image “February 13 should be international condom day.” — Mario Tomasello ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Protection Sex Valentines day
For a country that makes such a fuss about love on the 14th of February, America has a funny way of showing it on… — Amanda Foreman Copy Share Image
In the best of all possible worlds, February 14 is a pleasant and sentimental opportunity to lavish your partner with attention or move your… — Pepper Schwartz Copy Share Image
Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“February is pitiless, and it is boring. That parade of red numerals on its page adds up to zero: birthdays of politicians, a holiday… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
March 15th is the most important day of the year. It's my birthday. — Maxwell Jacob Friedman Copy Share Image
“If I could do all of that on February 14th, it would be a personal best for me. Something to share with my crew… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
You'll know they're special when no matter what kind of mood you're in, they can always manage to make you smile. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
No relationship is ever a waste of time. If I didn't bring you want you want it showed you what you don't want. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and your still single. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
You don't have to believe, support, or agree with a religion we just ask that you respect it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When you do things from the soul, other people really dig that shit. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When I see my ex and feel nothing that's when I know I'm finally over it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
