Humorous Quote by Anonymous

“Trojan is a no-blow-job- condom. The flavor is horrible. Someone should come up with a barbecue-flavored condom for the hood. But greedy bitches would…

— Eric Jerome Dickey

“Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, Trojan Magnum (oh yeah, my three foot cock definitely needed those), Contempo, Vivid and Rough Rider. Seriously? There was a condom…

— Tara Sivec

“My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means “too stupid to use a condom.”

— John Goode

“The only man I hadn’t ever used condoms with had been Trace and since he’d steadfastly refused to bottom for me, I’d had no…

— Sloane Kennedy

“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were…

— Rob Delaney

“Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with F**k Her Hard and be done with it?”

— Tara Sivec

“The condom broke!”

— Carey Anderson

“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I think the Americans fished out the same condom but found it had too many holes in it.

— Tariq Ali

“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.”

— Inga Muscio

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“We did something incredibly stupid today." "I know. We should never had had sex without that darn condom." "What?!”

— LA Knight