Quote by Jenna Marbles

Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (:

— Anonymous

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

— Winston Churchill

You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.

— Patience

He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

— Winston Churchill

“As it happens, the first souvenir I bought was a dried llama fetus. Revolting as it may sound, my poor stillborn llama is actually…

— Amy Chua

You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one

— Anonymous

I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one.

— Vedica

“I'd never heard of a holy man named after a llama. I'd never heard of a great, gaping vagina. And I didn't know a…

— Beth Hoffman

I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.

— Big Sean

Suck My Dick With A Motherfucking Condom :)

— Author Name

*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly.

— Francis