Animal Quote by Bill Maher

I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to…

— Bill Maher

I'm sexing raw dog without protection.

— LL Cool J

In my house, a hot dog is a dog that's really hot.

— Tilda Swinton

I love hot dogs.

— Anne Burrell

“We could, you know, go out for hot dogs. Don’t worry—they’re not actually dogs. It’s just a name. They’re these meat things that you…

— Richelle Mead

Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!

— David Lee Roth

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

— Jay Leno

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

— Laurence J. Peter

What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.

— Anonymous

President Bush, have a hot dog with me.

— Stephen Colbert

The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood.

— Jennifer Lee

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if…

— Scott Adams