Animal Quote by Bill Maher

I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to…

— Bill Maher

Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

— Bill Maher

I'm sexing raw dog without protection.

— LL Cool J

In my house, a hot dog is a dog that's really hot.

— Tilda Swinton

I love hot dogs.

— Anne Burrell

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it…

— Douglas Coupland

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

— Jay Leno

Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!

— David Lee Roth

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

— Laurence J. Peter

“We could, you know, go out for hot dogs. Don’t worry—they’re not actually dogs. It’s just a name. They’re these meat things that you…

— Richelle Mead

I love hot dogs. That's the only thing I can't get rid of.

— A. J. Green

President Bush, have a hot dog with me.

— Stephen Colbert