Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “If I could go back in time, I would give your parents a condom” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Parenting Time
Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If I could go back in time, I'd return to when my parents were alive and appreciate them more than I did when I… — Rolf Harris Copy Share Image
If I could go back in time I would. I'd rather u have never been here.. then miss you now that your gone! — Jessica Hagy Copy Share Image
But if I could go back in time, I wouldn't do a single thing differently. What if all those things I did were the… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
If I could go back in time to change stuff? Oh yeah, there's a few movies I would not have done. — C. Thomas Howell Copy Share Image
A world of "if"s, but it would make no difference. If I could go back in time... but I couldn't. The past was behind… — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
I wish I could be able to go back in time.. I swear I'd make everything right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are so many occasions when I'd like to go back in time and have a word with myself. — Sara Cox Copy Share Image
You can't go back in time.. Therefore you cant change the past.. So live up to the present and change the future instead.. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
