Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star! — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
