Comedian Quote by Carrot Top Download Open image “When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.” — Carrot Top ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Comedian Laughed Comedy Friendship Going Comedian Laughed Told Friends
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.” — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18, I thought,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.” — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I always made people laugh, and everybody wanted me to sit at the table with them. I don't joke as much as I used… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
My family were nothing but pleased when I told them I wanted to be a comedian. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
Probably one of the reasons I became a comedian is that you get a chance to control when people laugh at you. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I'm very lucky to be a comedian, and I feel privileged that people come to see me in the expectation that I will make… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I didn't want to be a comedian. I was just funny. I jumped on stage and found out I was good at it. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than someone who… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo.… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share Image
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