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Congratulations Quote by Dov Davidoff

“You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.…” quote by Dov Davidoff — Download Open image

“You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.”

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Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

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Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

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Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

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At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

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All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

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Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

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Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

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Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information...

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I don't think anybody can be a success who doesn't like what they do. [But it's] no job if it has no challenge; there's…

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Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success.

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That means more to me, truthfully, than commercial success. To be a loved human being is much more important to me then any of…

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Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.

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Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance.

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From day-break to day end may you two find solace in each others arms! Many congratulations on your big day!

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Compliments of congratulation are always kindly taken, and cost nothing but pen, ink and paper. I consider them as draughts upon good breeding, where…

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“You're back where you swore yourself you wouldn't be The familiar shackles you can't tell from your own skin Your head's under water when…

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Never rank, rate, or compare coaches, children, concerts, or championships or congratulations. Just enjoy them all.

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Congratulations! Wishing you lots of wonderful moments of togetherness now & always, may God bless you. Happy Engagement Day!

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Congratulations on doing what we pay you to do.

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