Cream Quote by Dov Davidoff

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

— Miranda Hart

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of…

— Milton Berle

“Then, Valentine’s Day came. There was a dance, and balloons and flowers and cheaply made rings and all sorts of lame teddy bears and…

— A.S. King

“She opened the fridge and took out butter and eggs and left them on the worktop. She filled the cups of four muffin trays…

— Roisin Meaney

If every lover was treated like they matter everyday; Valentine's Day wouldn't be so special.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“As a young adult I became disenchanted with Valentine’s Day. I’d tell anyone who’d listen that Valentine’s Day was for rotten lovers to make…

— Aaron Blaylock

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

— Anthony Jeselnik

“In the eighteenth century, historians tell us, 'valentinage,' from which Valentine's Day was derived, allowed wives in northern France to make love, on a…

— Pascal Bruckner

Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me.

— Helen Fielding

“Valentine's Day. The most ridiculous Hallmark excuse for a holiday ever.”

— Kim Askew

When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine's Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So…

— Evangeline Lilly

“What was that? Valentine's Day? Her heart gave a little skip at the thought, she had never spent it in a romantic way before,…

— E.A. Bucchianeri