Comedy Quote by Frankie Boyle

I was an 18-year-old lad playing in a Scottish League Cup final at Hampden in front of 60,000 against Celtic. That's an experience I…

— James Maddison

I remember when I was at St Mirren someone called me the ugliest thing they had seen at Tynecastle, and two minutes later I…

— John McGinn

I started out in Scotland, not as a footballer of any note, and I didn't play to draw the attention of people abroad.

— Walter Smith

All I ever wanted to do was play football. I was never one for revising, and I only left school with three O Levels.

— Bradley Walsh

I did as well as I could at Newcastle.

— Alan Pardew

I was in and about the Northern Ireland team, I was a young boy, an up and coming star in the team!

— Kyle Lafferty

I was at Boulogne, in the second team - the sixth, then the fifth division. I wasn't professional, so I kept studying because I…

— N'Golo Kante

As a young Scottish footballer growing up - I always used to follow Scotland and watch the games - Kenny Dalglish, Graeme Souness, and…

— David Moyes

Everyone was a footballer in my family. My grandfather Wilf played for Newcastle and my cousins play. It's in the blood.

— Alan Carr

I played Nelson Mandela in one thing for laughs - and I did it because this thing had come round from the BBC that…

— Harry Enfield

Everyone surrounding me as a youngster knew I wanted to play for Scotland. To see my grandparents watching me play for Scotland is the…

— Scott McTominay

I had always wanted to do comedy, but didn't know where to start - all I knew was that Edinburgh was where it happened.

— Lolly Adefope