Percy: I’ll walk down to the cabins and Connor and Travis are stealing stuff from the camp store, and Silena is arguing… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A small girl became increasingly paralysed by her parents' frequently violent rows. Sometimes she would spend hours standing completely still in the… — Sarah Kane Copy Share Image
As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
All lives have equal value. And so you say, 'why do poor children die when other children don't? Why do some people… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I remember one time I heard this English professor asking the class what the world's scariest noise is. Is it a man… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
Almost 4.25 lakh toilets were built in 2.62 schools nationwide in one year; this gives self-confidence that we can do what we want. — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Could I just use the loo?” I asked the nice officer. “No.” She closed the door in my face, As if I… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Don't be upset. Don't listen to me. I only meant that I am jealous of a dark, unconscious element, something irrational, unfathomable.… — Boris Pasternak Copy Share Image
Leadership is about keeping toilets flushing," the Admiral once said. "Unless you're on the battlefront. Then it's about staying alive. Neither are… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became. — Anton Szandor LaVey Copy Share Image
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet. — Patrick Süskind Copy Share Image
My dad worked - f - k if I know - seven jobs? He painted a house. He would deliver toilets. He… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I think it's the next thing, getting out of the comfort-zone readership, that at some point you have to try and break… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
It took me over a couple of months to find the right piece of transparent paper for a section near the centre,… — Harold Town Copy Share Image
Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
When you consider all the writers who never even had a machine. Who would have given an eyeball for a good typewriter.… — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
when I walk into an apartment with books on the shelves, books on the bedside tables, books on the floor, and books… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
