... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
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When I walk out into the street or go to the toilet, I don't think of myself as being black. Of course,… — Steve McQueen Copy Share Image
From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they're taxed. Then they go and get the cup… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
If the entire week is a battlefield, reading the Bible is sort of like that parachute with the box of reserves that… — Lauryn Hill Copy Share Image
I like marginal characters, I like real people. I learn more from talking to my plumber when he comes to fix my… — Jim Jarmusch Copy Share Image
I remember one time I heard this English professor asking the class what the world's scariest noise is. Is it a man… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
People think you have this exciting and romantic life, because you project this exciting, romantic life on screen. But in reality you're… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
I still have a fondness for books. Many a time I will be antiquing, and I'll say, 'What's that old-timey curio over… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
There are only four things in all cleaners - whether it's shampoo, laundry detergent, whatever.You buy them in bulk and you mix… — Bill Mollison Copy Share Image
I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
Zen is to religion what a Japanese "rock garden" is to a garden. Zen knows no god, no afterlife, no good and… — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image
I just saw an ad the other day that I couldn't believe. There was this woman-and I think it's degrading to womankind-she… — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting… — Aaron Eckhart Copy Share Image
The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
The practice of Zen is to eat, breathe, cook, carry water, and scrub the toilet — to infuse every act of body,… — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
I've always thought that the President could do so much here to help change images. If the President would go into a… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
When I have an idea, I share it with everyone. People say someone will steal my idea, but it's not like I… — Cameron Johnson Copy Share Image
I'd like to say is that we shouldn't have an idea that the goal of spiritual practice is to annihilate ones ego,… — Robert Thurman Copy Share Image
NASA's training philosophy is "no surprises." So what they did is put a simulator on Earth where it looks exactly the same… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
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Eating, bathing, going to the toilet, talking, thinking, and many other activities related to the body are all work. How is it… — Ramana Maharshi Copy Share Image
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Behavior influences consciousness. Right behavior means right consciousness. Our attitude here and now influences the entire environment: our words, actions, ways of… — Taisen Deshimaru Copy Share Image
You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Since [Rousseau's] time, and largely thanks to him, the Ego has steadily tended to efface itself, and, for purposes of model, to… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
But don’t ever let yourself forget that the person you care about fills an emptiness no one else ever has and that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath… — Ethel Merman Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
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