I could be worse, you know." "How?" I asked, teasing. "I mean, I have a work of calligraphy over my toilet that… — John Green Copy Share Image
In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear… — Kelly Osbourne Copy Share Image
Art is borne out of necessity. Music is a tool and men are doers. When a relationship is working, you don't need… — Sxip Shirey Copy Share Image
I rubbed the contents of one bag onto my upper arm on the evening of June 7, just before I went to… — Patrik Sinkewitz Copy Share Image
The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting… — Aaron Eckhart Copy Share Image
All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
The practice of Zen is to eat, breathe, cook, carry water, and scrub the toilet — to infuse every act of body,… — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
Clearly, some time ago makers and consumers of American junk food passed jointly through some kind of sensibility barrier in the endless… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
There's no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, our toilet on shuttle operations is a… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath… — Ethel Merman Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
But don’t ever let yourself forget that the person you care about fills an emptiness no one else ever has and that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
I like marginal characters, I like real people. I learn more from talking to my plumber when he comes to fix my… — Jim Jarmusch Copy Share Image
When I walk out into the street or go to the toilet, I don't think of myself as being black. Of course,… — Steve McQueen Copy Share Image
From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they're taxed. Then they go and get the cup… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
If the entire week is a battlefield, reading the Bible is sort of like that parachute with the box of reserves that… — Lauryn Hill Copy Share Image
To wash one's hair, make one's toilet, and put on scented robes; even if not a soul sees one, these preparations still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
I've found that it's actually more of a disability to be tall than short. I have no problem fitting into plane toilets… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
People forget what a big issue toilet training is for adults and kids, and it is not fun, especially when you're in… — Robert Munsch Copy Share Image
Growing up, I had a front row seat to seeing two people work really hard. My dad scrubbed toilets at a private… — Mia Love Copy Share Image
Philosophers of genius, children, and the people are equally wise - because they ask equally foolish questions. Foolish to a civilized man… — Yevgeny Zamyatin Copy Share Image
Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the… — Alexander Ovechkin Copy Share Image
“Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system or the best record for returning calls… — Mark David Gerson Copy Share Image
Percy: I’ll walk down to the cabins and Connor and Travis are stealing stuff from the camp store, and Silena is arguing… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Could I just use the loo?” I asked the nice officer. “No.” She closed the door in my face, As if I… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Is there a phone I can use? (Talon) In the kitchen. (Sunshine) Could you please bring it to me? (Talon) It’s not… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I think toilets are more important than temples. No matter how many temples we go to, we are not going to get… — Jairam Ramesh Copy Share Image
Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
Whathat!" Tyson gasped. "Those are the stables for the pegasi," I replied, "You know, winged horses?" "Whasthat!" "Um... those are the toilets. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
All through life there were distinctions - toilets for men, toilets for women; clothes for men, clothes for women - then, at… — Leila Aboulela Copy Share Image
Modi says he built 850,000 toilets in Bihar one week. That's roughly 1.5 toilets per second. We can't even go to the… — Raj Thackeray Copy Share Image
People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I lived on Fulton Street in an enormous studio - I needed a bicycle to get to the toilet, about half a… — Erro Copy Share Image
