Toilets Quotes · Page 11

Growing up, I had a front row seat to seeing two people work really hard. My dad scrubbed toilets at a private…

— Mia Love

You have to offer sort of an evolution visually and do things like you've never seen before, like a fight between two…

— Jaume Collet-Serra

It's a stark thought that when we die most of us will leave behind uneaten biscuits, unused coffee, half toilet rolls, half…

— Steven Hall

I have been asked so many times why I live a green life, why water conservation, why getting wells in places, why…

— Alysia Reiner

All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only…

— Henry Miller

As girls are given dollies and pushchairs while little boys are frowned upon for picking them up; while men are 'congratulated' for…

— Laura Bates

I've been on sets where the turnaround is so fast and the budget so small that the actors have been asked to…

— Anna Friel

This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was…

— Christopher Moore

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

— Jeff Foxworthy

With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity.

— Samuel Johnson

When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins,…

— Ian Somerhalder

The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out.

— Neal Schon

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

— Uma Thurman

Liberals retain a totemic attachment to the Freudian idea that traumatic toilet training is destiny.

— Ilana Mercer

Since the invention of the flush toilet and the vacuum carpet cleaner, the modern man seems to judge a man's moral standards…

— Lin Yutang

If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a…

— Richard Kadrey

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

— Jessica Hahn

I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the…

— Anthony Bourdain

I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. Ive been asked for autographs while Ive been doing…

— Rick Astley

Because we've become so ecologically minded now, they have developed a product called Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper. Just how rapidly are we…

— Bill Engvall

The most work he did on [the urinals] was to run a brush once or twice apiece, singing some song as loud…

— Ken Kesey

Nobody should have to clean up what goes on around the base of most toilets.

— T Cooper

I'm messy, but my sinks, toilets and work surfaces are clean.

— Lucy Beaumont

I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our…

— Rob Corddry

Even if you have an ADA room, every disability is so different that people need different things. A lot of times they'll…

— Zach Anner