I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
When you say you're not a feminist, if feminism hadn't existed, and you didn't live in a feminist world, you wouldn't be… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I think it's the next thing, getting out of the comfort-zone readership, that at some point you have to try and break… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“The concept of public toilets has not yet caught on in most of India. Morning and evening, villagers simply squat along the… — Juliana Buhring Copy Share Image
The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard… — Macy Gray Copy Share Image
You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the… — Peter F. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By the care she lavishes on her toilet, by the concern she has for her beauty set off by her adornment, a… — Georges Bataille Copy Share Image
He wanted to go running home to Mommy, what can I say? Of course, it's hard for me to believe that anyone… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
Are people crazy? People waited all their lives. They waited to live, they waited to die. They waited in line to buy… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Most of the writing that I do is a complete train of thought process. I'll just be walking down the street or… — St. Lucia Copy Share Image
Neil Shepard's (T)RAVEL/ UN(T)RAVEL takes us from the sublime -- Paris in Spring, sunset on Corfu -- to an unscheduled toilet stop… — Charles Harper Webb Copy Share Image
We have scarcely gotten home ... when our children's sneezes greet us, skinned knees bleed after waiting all day to do so.… — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves.… — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let's start at our base level. We… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
I must break out... ...start a new life... been here for years... might be getting into a rut... something a bit more… — Raymond Briggs Copy Share Image
The left’s idea of “science” is that we should all be riding bicycles and using the Clivus Multrum composting latrines instead of… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Online, you're providing each other with the good aspects of being together as far as communication and support, but you don't have… — Nev Schulman Copy Share Image
Most people in America want an easy read. I call it McFiction - books which pass right through you without you even… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Never thought I’d intentionally sleep on a bathromm floor next to a toilet while sober, but I meant it when I said… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
I never think about themes. I let the music create itself. I like it to be a potpourri of all kinds of… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there.… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
During the 1970s and 1980s, Congress distributed more than $60 billion to cities to make sure that what goes into toilets, industrial… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
It means food on every table, every child in school, a job for everybody and a house with toilet and electricity for… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
Every free minute away from dance (my main focus) I was memorizing new English words, either showering, walking or on the toilet.… — Li Cunxin Copy Share Image
I took "Forever" [by Judy Blume] to the bathroom to read [when I was eight] and then I heard my mom coming… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
I think women are really vicious in the work place, they're really jealous, really competitive. Women are emotional, they cry in toilets.… — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by… — Winona LaDuke Copy Share Image
Most modern homes are simply uninhabitable without electricity - you couldn't flush the toilet without it. It's a huge dependency situation. — Bill Mollison Copy Share Image
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL PROPERTIES with basketball courts, bathroom facilities, toilet facilities. Many young people would love to get the hell out of… — Carl Paladino Copy Share Image
A long white ribbon shot out of the crack in the wall. The ribbon just kept coming, weaving itself into some kind… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
![“I took "Forever" [by Judy Blume] to the bathroom to read [when I was eight] and then I heard my mom coming so I stuck it under the toilet and went running out. And I went back later to check for it. And it was gone.” quote by Lena Dunham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/05e/lena-dunham-1013_bathroom_i-took-forever-by-judy-blume-to-the-bath_484950.jpg)
