Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Mr. Speaker, a new report says only 7% of scientists believe in God. That is right. And the reason they gave was… — James Traficant Copy Share Image
Baby," groaned the guy-Ted? Tad?-something like that-and crushed his lips against the side of her neck, shoving her face against the wall… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL PROPERTIES with basketball courts, bathroom facilities, toilet facilities. Many young people would love to get the hell out of… — Carl Paladino Copy Share Image
People said I was a leader. Here's the kind of leader I was. I made sure toilets were clean. I made sure… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
Cleanliness and sanitation were closest to Gandhiji's heart. We will launch a 'Clean India' campaign and by Gandhiji's 150th birth anniversary, all… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Never thought I’d intentionally sleep on a bathromm floor next to a toilet while sober, but I meant it when I said… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
There are only four things in all cleaners - whether it's shampoo, laundry detergent, whatever.You buy them in bulk and you mix… — Bill Mollison Copy Share Image
The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard… — Macy Gray Copy Share Image
Harry looked at Bellman. He could not help but admire him. The way you admire a cockroach you flush down the toilet… — Jo Nesbo Copy Share Image
You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the… — Peter F. Hamilton Copy Share Image
You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
It was not long after sunrise, and Stephen Waterman, fresh from his dip in the river, had scrambled up the hillside from… — Kate Douglas Wiggin Copy Share Image
I did an internship at the Ardent theatre company in Philly after dropping out of college. I was earning $165 a week… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
I learned my "facts of life" on toilet walls. I'd walk up in school bathrooms and there would be crude drawings and… — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle,… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet… — Janet Frame Copy Share Image
You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600. — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
