Toilets Quotes · Page 7

Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by…

— Winona LaDuke

Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves.…

— Terrence Howard

When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time…

— Patrick Stewart

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.

— Klaus Kinski

I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the…

— Erma Bombeck

I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked…

— Bob Dylan

I confess to a rare problem - gynekinetophobia, or the fear of women falling on me - but this is a rather…

— Bill Mollison

My biggest fear is the ocean. It's a great big, powerful sea toilet.

— Alex Borstein

It's expensive to keep communism alive today. I've already got a huge foreign debt staring me in the face, and I can't…

— Nicolae Ceausescu

Is there some kind of rule for when Sam should be a boy and when he's a Wolf?" "A Wolf lifts his…

— Anne Bishop

I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath…

— Ethel Merman

I never wanted to spend a month away from my life. One time I was out on the road for three weeks…

— Bill Burr

Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on…

— Farrah Fawcett

We're living in a funny world kid, a peculiar civilization. The police are playing crooks in it, and the crooks are doing…

— Jim Thompson

A long white ribbon shot out of the crack in the wall. The ribbon just kept coming, weaving itself into some kind…

— Rick Riordan

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

— Shaquille O'Neal

I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was…

— Michel Gondry

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

— Rob Delaney

Let me tell you, people go on and on about what a great idea electricity was, but I'm going to put toilet…

— Kevin Hearne

I never think about themes. I let the music create itself. I like it to be a potpourri of all kinds of…

— Michael Jackson

I wondered if the fire had been out to get me. I wondered if all fire was related, like Dad said all…

— Jeannette Walls

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

— Richard Jeni

He was a man too busy to flush toilets.

— Mona Simpson

There are 41 million people who do not have access to a toilet in Pakistan and as a result they are defecating…

— Geeta Rao Gupta

I was sorting through my mother's things. All the letters from friends had to go. I don't know why she kept them,…

— Lucy Ellmann