Children Quote by Dylan Moran

You think, "Aw man, I would never want somebody else's poop on my hand," but when it's your child, "Oh, it's not that bad,…

— Richard Sherman

You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...

— Anonymous

Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need…

— Anne Roiphe

“i do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now”

— mohlalefi j motsima

One year, I'd completely lost my bearings trying to follow potty training instruction from a psychiatric expert. I was stuck on step on, which…

— Mary Blakely

My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says Good Job…

— Anonymous

I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They'll turn away a mother full of advice, but they'll never…

— Cathy Guisewite

We need to ensure that children are not forced to waste their time on barren rubbish.

— Philip Pullman

“Yeah, kids who trash bathrooms. Maybe those kids are matter more than even the good little ones who sit in the front row and…

— Anthony Breznican

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

— Patrick Süskind

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not…

— Larry the Cable Guy

“You will need, after your journey, to refresh yourself by making your toilet.”

— Bram Stoker